Beat down by the Ugly Stick

3 months ago

Wahoo!  Full Launch!  I giddily start creating new characters to see what new features are available.  I like how the personality traits are selected... definite improvement.  The presentation is more flowing and appealing.  I thought there was going to be a sorcerer, but it's not there.  Bummer.

Otherwise, nothing seems to have changed until I get to the identity page and wow!  A ton of new looks. That's cool.  Except... after further inspection not so much.  Are you sure this is right? All of the girls faces are UGLY!!!  I thought the faces in the Beta were ugly, but if anything these new ones are worse.  This has got to be a bug.  You can't seriously expect me to run around with a pack of butherfaces can you???  Did I get the ugly version of this game and everyone else is able to use hotties?

Ack! Cough! Sputter!  Patch please!!!  Quick!!!  Otherwise I'm either going to have have to start playing with dudes, or naming my women names like Bertha and Gertrude.

Twinky
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3 months ago

Then start naming your girls Bertha bc as far I know, isnt a bug, they faces are like that now bc devs wanted them that way.

3 months ago

Then start naming your girls Bertha bc as far I know, isnt a bug, they faces are like that now bc devs wanted them that way.

That's depressing.  What's with the personal pronouns?  Do computer games seriously have to be woke now too?  Ugly women and my dudes can identify as a girl.  If the rest of the game wasn't so much fun I'd be tossing it in the garbage.